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« on: April 28, 2015, 07:38:18 PM » |
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Paul eres helped me through my career in the fast food industry
I used to print out tigsource posts from rinkuhero, devoering all the knowlegde he had posted. At my lunch breaks & social events I would ignore my fellow fastfoodworkers and sit in the lunch room corner. Highlighting and circling posts that I had printed out I liked and simply phrases I could remember while I worked. I tried to explain why pauls posts were so more different then the usuall tigsource post but they didnt get it - their amused smiles showed it all.
Eventually they taunted me, I would of normally lashed out, but paul wouldnt do that so I wouldnt either . I didnt blame them for treatng me different, they saw me as a threat. someone different. I didnt expect them to appericate pauls writing style or prose.
Soon my love for paul eres posts consumed me. I would sometimes go to the freezer and just sit there with a scrap of pauls posting in my pocket letting the frost get slowly bit my plastic gloves. I didnt shiver, there was something warm about the way he talked. I would sit there idly until someone called me by the name my parents gave me. I told them not to call me that but to call me by my tigsource username.
The rest of the workers got jealous of my relationship with paul and tried to break me by making work difficult. They called me a wrinkle-hero, and a noob. They wanted to sever my relationship with paul. It didnt work. Eventually I was called into the store mamangers office. He told me there was complaints he told me that I cared more for paul then the store. I said paul was twice the man he was. he slapped me and told me to get out
I was about to hand in my apron but I spotted someone I knew in the window
it was paul. He was here. He was with me the whole time. Paul had a smile only paul could give This is worse then a room of c+ programmers with gamemaker paul said Paul turned to the store manager and spoke I am very hard to anger, I might seem angry but Im not paul grabbed my hand and we ran out together.
Its been about 8 months since Ive left that job
as paul held me I knew one thing
I was a saturated dreamer now.
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JWK5
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2015, 07:47:53 PM » |
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Paul Eres taught me how to kill a man in the dead of winter and then breathe in the steam emanating from their still-warm body as it is their life essence escaping and in doing so I will grow stronger. He also said some pretty philosophical shit about tea. I like tea. I FUCKING LIKE TEA!!
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2015, 07:58:03 PM » |
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Paul Eres taught me how to kill a man in the dead of winter and then breathe in the steam emanating from their still-warm body as it is their life essence escaping and in doing so I will grow stronger. He also said some pretty philosophical shit about tea. I like tea. I FUCKING LIKE TEA!! disrespectful
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2015, 08:29:09 PM » |
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Actually, part of it is true. (Hint: It's not the tea stuff.)
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« Last Edit: April 28, 2015, 08:54:04 PM by JWK5 »
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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2015, 08:51:10 PM » |
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Paul Eres walks through all doorways backwards so that, if death lurks in the next room, it will not be able to see his face.
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2015, 09:00:25 PM » |
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I heard Paul Eres speak at a chair for 3 hours once and at the end the chair said, "lol okay Paul."
Also Paul Eres doesn't have any natural predators. Except for lungfish.
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« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2015, 09:56:38 PM » |
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Thankyou friends,
Jwk5 I didnt know that paul had taught you so much, I guess he is like a father figure to both of us.
Capntastic, I never realised that it is good to know this habits as paul cheats death once again.
Poe, that is very rude my friend
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« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2015, 01:02:47 AM » |
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Let's not forget that "Eres" is spanish for "you are", as such, his name translates as "Paul you are", revealing that we all are Paul, part of the same cosmic unity of being, joined in a transcendent state of Paulness.
Or is it Paulity?
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« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2015, 01:21:28 AM » |
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Human brain makes us see Paul, but in reality its just particles bouncing off Derek.
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« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2015, 01:27:28 AM » |
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Paul Eres created vvvvvv
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« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2015, 01:46:05 AM » |
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Whenever I am faced with a delicious-looking cup of tea, I ask myself: What would Paul Eres do?
Then I begin to argue about the definition of tea with my coworkers.
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« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2015, 01:51:44 AM » |
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stalk paul on fb and you'll see what a normal feeble human he really is under that divine tigsource shell
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« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2015, 01:54:25 AM » |
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i wanna hug you barch - hug you so hard that our bones cosmically unify - so that i may feel paul's lingering caress through you - only then will i know purest bliss and shall ascend heavens - and there paul will silently utter to me that //u r a god\\ now
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« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2015, 04:32:31 AM » |
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paul eres you are crystalline perfection
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« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2015, 04:38:55 AM » |
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stalk paul on fb and you'll see what a normal feeble human he really is under that divine tigsource shell it takes a man most foul - rotten and miserable to the core - to be presented with a perfect soul of such serenity and reasonable demeanour, and seek to tear him down. i wonder now what your reasons must be, and i know that at the heart of all of them lay faults of the self, not of paul eres. the faculties of thought and reason have been torn from you like so many mimigas by the red flowers of semantic debate and flat affect.
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« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2015, 04:44:50 AM » |
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well since i'm not a man to start with i guess we can drop all charges
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Superb Joe
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« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2015, 06:31:34 AM » |
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THe Paul Eres Experience
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« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2015, 12:12:06 PM » |
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paul eres is the jimi hendrox of the 21st century
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« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2015, 02:39:39 PM » |
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Paul Eres doesn't have culture or opinions; he's pure rationality.
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« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2015, 06:47:02 AM » |
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Paul Eres doesn't have to tell the truth, he is the truth.
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