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[protovisiongames]

Hello,

Apologies if this is not the correct forum; I checked and found a fewother similar posts so I decided this is probably the right place.

if you need an experienced programmer I am available for paid and serious projects. I can be reached at [email protected] . Please only serious inquiries. References, code samples etc. available upon request.

PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE EXPERIENCE
ANSI / ISO C & C++
Z80 / 6502 / 6510, MC680x0, RISC ARM7 / ARM9 & Intel 80x86
Assembly Skills
Basic, Pascal, Modula 2, HTML & JavaScript
Macromedia Director, Macromedia Flash, scripting & lingo
BlitzMax / Blitz3D / BlitzPlus
DarkBasic / PureBasic, Torque / TGE / TGB
DirectX & OpenGL
3rd party Engines such as Vicious Engine, GameBryo

TOOLS EXPERIENCE
Official Nintendo DS & Nintendo Wii development hardware & SDK
Official X-Box 360 development hardware & XDK
Official Sony PSP development hardware & SDK
Metrowerks CodeWarrior for PC & Game Consoles
Microsoft Visual Studio .NET 2003 / 2005 / 2008
Make / GNU / SVN etc.
Turbo Assembler TASM 5.0 / Microsoft Macro Assembler MASM 8.0

RECENT WORK
Nintendo DS – Nintendo Wii – PC Casual Games – XBLA – Sony PSP

[Gravious]

wow, no foreplay with you is there..

[Ivan]

I say he has to enter the VGNG competition and show off his skills or else

[Eclipse]

I say he has to enter the VGNG competition and show off his skills or else

*

[postlogic]

I say he has to enter the VGNG competition and show off his skills or else

*

yes.

[Alex May]

Fourtherthed

[Massena]

I say he has to enter the VGNG competition and show off his skills or else

That would be great to put on your C.V..

RECENT WORK
Nintendo DS – Nintendo Wii – PC Casual Games – XBLA – Sony PSP - Perverted Basketball Chase

 

[Eclipse]

only one post, and was a spam one... nice

[deadeye]

This is why lurking is important.  Now you've gone and wasted your user name.

[Gnarf]

And what a name to waste.

[skaldicpoet9]

WOW what luck! I need a programmer and you just happened to spam the forums that I come to, what are the chances?

Sadly, I only pay in frozen monkey appendages flown in from the Congo....sooo, if you are some sort of mad scientist that needs spare monkey parts or have a monkey parts collection you need to add to PM me.

[Chris Whitman]

I will program in exchange for monkey parts, but I only know how to program one kind of computer: the infernal "Odegron," a clockwork computer built by the black priests of the lost city of Mu, which runs on human bones and howls and gibbers maddeningly.

I ported Pong to it once, but everyone who tried to play went incurably insane the moment the machine booted up.

[iarwain]

Mmh, gcc keeps telling me this when I use the switch -march=odegron:
error: bad value (odegron) for -march= switch. I will now have to refer to the outer gods, please don't shut down your computer or your internet connection.
Well, I presume I won't be able to support this platform...

[Akhel]

WOW what luck! I need a programmer and you just happened to spam the forums that I come to, what are the chances?

Sadly, I only pay in frozen monkey appendages flown in from the Congo....sooo, if you are some sort of mad scientist that needs spare monkey parts or have a monkey parts collection you need to add to PM me.

I will program in exchange for monkey parts, but I only know how to program one kind of computer: the infernal "Odegron," a clockwork computer built by the black priests of the lost city of Mu, which runs on human bones and howls and gibbers maddeningly.

I ported Pong to it once, but everyone who tried to play went incurably insane the moment the machine booted up.

 :D

I fucking love this place.

[MekanikDestructiwKommando]

psst.
a) this should be in the projects section
b) tgsource is actually TIGER SAUCE.. put in the I.. independent.. we spend our money on food and drugs, not programmers. i'd pay money for an artist though.

[Melly]

psst.
a) this should be in the projects section
b) tgsource is actually TIGER SAUCE.. put in the I.. independent.. we spend our money on food and drugs, not programmers. i'd pay money for an artist though.

You forgot booze.

[Eclipse]

i think we can close this post, cya pornovisiongames

[MekanikDestructiwKommando]

psst.
a) this should be in the projects section
b) tgsource is actually TIGER SAUCE.. put in the I.. independent.. we spend our money on food and drugs, not programmers. i'd pay money for an artist though.

You forgot booze.

Alcohol; drug, to be technical!
Technical forum afterall.. not to be a dick 

[Corpus]

No, booze is totally different from drugs. Why? Because, uh, we've been doing it for thousands of years...

[skaldicpoet9]

No, booze is totally different from drugs. Why? Because, uh, we've been doing it for thousands of years...

And we haven't been doing drugs for thousands of years?

:D