"IT IS TIME TO END THIS!" proclaims Garthy, emerging from his home fully clad in armor. He glances at Cheater and nods. Cheater tosses him a finely crafted halberd, which Garthy catches expertly and, with a swift and clean motion, swipes at cyber95, taking the baker's head off.
Haha, no seriously this is what happens:
"It is time to end this! [long-winded speech!]" proclaims Garthy, emerging from his home fully clad in armor. He turns to cyber95 and gives another long-winded speech, leaving everyone's ears aching. Something about justice and vanquishing evil yadda yadda evidence points to blah blah free the town et cetera. Finally, Garthy turns to cheater:
"Can you just kill cyber95 now? I mean we all know-"
Cheater tosses Garthy a finely crafted halberd. "no u."
Garthy catches the halberd, fumbling with it for a moment. "Muh- muh- me?"
Cheater nods. Imaginationac nods. GeneralValter nods. Cyber95 shakes his head. Garthy gulps.
Approaching cyber95 cautiously, Garthy, holding the halberd cumbersomely, prepares to take the bakers life. He closes his eyes and awkwardly thrusts the heavy weapon, completely missing cyber95. He tries again, skillfully missing. Again. This funny little dance goes on for some time, Cheater rolling his eyes, Imaginationac napping, and GeneralValter laughing his ass off.
Garthy, not used to wielding medieval weaponry and armor, tires himself out quickly. In a final, desperate effort, he rushes cyber95 one last time. Cyber95, easily dodges the attack, but trips over a large stone at his feet. He lands on a twisted piece of metal spewed into the street from the nearby wreckage of Gainsworthy's home. The metal scrap cuts clean through cyber95, and severs his spine, killing him instantly. In death, the baker's true form is revealed, as fur grows on his back and arms, and his face becomes more animaly in appearance.
cyber95 was a
WEREWOLF!
ALL WEREWOLVES HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!
ALL VAMPIRES HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!
THE SERIAL KILLER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!
THE ZOMBIES NEVER CAME!HUMANS WIN! (AND THE THIEF TOO!)Garthy was the
COWARD!
Cheater was the
SEER!
Imaginationac was the
GUARDIAN ANGEL! (like nobody knew already)
GeneralValter was the
THIEF!
hroon, mayor PROFUSE BLEEDER [Shiny'd, Day 4]He almost made it.
WINNARshinygerbil, carpenter RESILIENT WEREWOLF [Lynched, Day 4]"If I go down, I'm taking you with me!" He never fixed anything.
FAILXotes, judge MEDIUM [Werewolf'd, Night 3]His court was only used once.
WINNARAnnabelle Kennedy, jailkeeper DEMON ['Sploded, Night 2]She could possess people but she never did. She was with the vamps.
FAILincrepare, maskmaker VAMPIRE [Pwn't, Day 3]His masks got around.
FAILMelly, midwife MARTYR [Dead, Day 2]He
won with the rest of you, since his sacrifice was not in vain.
WINNARImaginationac, scientist GUARDIAN ANGEL [Resurrected, Day 2] [SURVIVOR]Dead once, then alive to the end. I think he only protected once though.
WINNARjstckr, priest WEREWOLF [lynched, Day 2]Everyone wanted to kill him at once. Seriously.
FAILMitchard, barber DISEASED ['Sploded, Night 1]If he'd survived a bit longer he would've turned into a zombie.
SEMIFAILGeneralValter, gunsmith THIEF [SURVIVOR]He totally played up his every talent. His sole goal was survival.
WINNARbattlerager, ex-convict WEREWOLF [Lynched, Day 1]Alas, betrayed by a ghost.
FAILcyber95, baker WEREWOLF [Tripped, Day 5]His cookies would give you diarrhea, but no one ever took any.
FAILchutup, candlemaker LAWFUL NINJA [Lynched, Day 0]He was totally melly's first choice to resurrect but he was unavailable at the time.
WINNARCaptain Catton, doctor KIDNAPPER [Shot, Day 3]Not really a bad guy, some confusion around his death, but his actions were perceived as malicious.
SEMIFAILGarthy, butcher COWARD [SURVIVOR]He totally did not fight off any werewolves ever. He ran like a biatch.
WINNARFartron, town drunk VAMPIRE [Lynched, Day 3]Everyone wanted to kill him at the same time, too.
FAILNitro Crate, ex-convict VIGILANTE [Murdered, Night 0]Just plain bad luck with all those deaths on night one, no?
WINNARMcAndrews, messenger SERIAL KILLER [Turreted, Night 3]He got a bazooka from artilleryville as well as the turrets, and used it to blow up Annabelle's place.
WELL PLAYED Cheater, blacksmith SEER [SURVIVOR]Was totally one of, if not the most powerful player in the game. I mean, c'mon. Making armor, weapons, and seeing?
WINNARSkaldicpoet9, ex-convict HEALER [Werewolf'd, Night 0]Another case of bad luck. If I were Melly I'da rezzed the healer and he could bring back someone else, too.
WINNARGainsworthy, cobbler HAUNTED SEER [Werewolf'd and 'Sploded, Night 4]Everyone wanted to kill him at once, too. He got werewolf'd, bombed, and seen by Cheater all at once.
SEMIFAILGAME OVERNote: roles and jobs were both distributed randomly.
This has been the tale of Killville Vol. 8. In five short days the population has dropped from 21 to 4. Is this really a victory at all...?