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« Reply #100 on: September 08, 2008, 07:42:55 AM » |
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>give neon a procedurally generated demade STD.
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« Reply #101 on: September 08, 2008, 09:02:29 AM » |
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Neon has contracted contactinitis.
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« Reply #102 on: September 08, 2008, 01:34:56 PM » |
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> get my revenge upon tigsource in a particularly gruesome manner
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« Reply #103 on: September 08, 2008, 01:54:27 PM » |
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you cook the newest batch of manbabies... WITHOUT ANY SALT
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« Reply #104 on: September 08, 2008, 04:51:55 PM » |
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> be repulsed by my actions
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« Reply #105 on: September 08, 2008, 05:24:27 PM » |
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Neon feels great shame for the horrific evils he has released upon the world.
a Plot walks towards you. It is beckoning hurriedly for you to stop meandering and follow him.
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« Reply #106 on: September 08, 2008, 05:29:59 PM » |
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> follow the plot
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« Reply #107 on: September 09, 2008, 02:33:44 AM » |
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The plot gives you a crash course on everything that's happened so far. An evil witch has imprisoned the fair princess in a castle, in front of which there is a giant dragon. To defeat the dragon you require the dragon-defeating sword, found at the end of Peril Mountain, and to defeat the witch you need the anti-magic talisman, buried deep underneath the sea. Fear not, though, for you have companions! A trio of strangely anthropomorphic mice and your fairy godmother are here to aid you in your quest.
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« Reply #108 on: September 09, 2008, 06:21:02 AM » |
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Wish for a life at the castle and, of course, royal balls every night for my entertainment.
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« Reply #109 on: September 09, 2008, 06:27:12 AM » |
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You can wish about all kinds of things, but you're gonna have to actually do something to make it happen, chief.
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« Reply #110 on: September 09, 2008, 06:49:15 AM » |
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> rescue princess
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« Reply #111 on: September 09, 2008, 06:50:34 AM » |
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Princess is out of reach.
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« Reply #112 on: September 09, 2008, 07:04:26 AM » |
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Princess is out of reach.
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« Reply #113 on: September 09, 2008, 07:59:01 AM » |
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ERROR: stop breakin' the rules!
>kill witch
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« Reply #114 on: September 09, 2008, 08:19:25 AM » |
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You fire your lazor, but the witch counters it by shooting a lazor from her mouth and her broom.
Meanwhile, Medieval beats the crap out of police, saying he should not give such an attitude to a Level 5.
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« Reply #115 on: September 09, 2008, 08:31:30 AM » |
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>have fairy godmother lazer witch from behind
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« Reply #116 on: September 09, 2008, 08:43:13 AM » |
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Although to the surprise of the witch, the attack was fended off.
Witch lost 5 HP and her ability to lazor.
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« Reply #117 on: September 09, 2008, 09:04:10 AM » |
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> attack witch's weak spot for MASSIVE DAMAGE
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« Reply #118 on: September 09, 2008, 10:35:09 AM » |
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You recieved a MASSIVE DAMAGE. You put it in your pocket for later use.
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« Reply #119 on: September 09, 2008, 10:44:32 AM » |
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>Use MASSIVE DAMAGE on Witch
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