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« Reply #1040 on: June 04, 2008, 05:48:58 PM » |
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You savor the subtitle blend of fiber and chlorophyll. The brownish juice flows through your teeth and on your tongue. The flavor titillates your palate like a hummingbird softly kisses the inside of a flower with it’s long beak. You experience pleasure like you never felt before. Shivers run through the tip of your lips down to the lower part of your back. All of your upper body's hair rise out of ecstasy. You are truly enjoying that leaf paste more than that bland and boring RipoffMake.
Unfortunately, that leaf paste was also made out of tiny lizard skeleton controlled by an evil old 1920’s pilot: Baroness Massachuseta. The tiny lizard skeletons are now trying to destroy you from the inside. Emanating from the sky, you hear a loud yet feminine laughter and the sound of a small rusty airplane engine turning.
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« Reply #1041 on: June 04, 2008, 10:28:20 PM » |
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>eat small rusty airplane
-- oh and by the way, you misinterpreted my command, Guert
-- i meant enjoy leaf paste and THEN ripoffMake
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« Reply #1042 on: June 05, 2008, 02:38:15 AM » |
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> eat rusty small airplane
You use your superpowers to fly to the airplane and eat it. It tastes like shit, but then again, you should have expected that from the rust
Oh wait. You don't have any superpowers. Well, I guess you'll have to do something else.
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« Reply #1043 on: June 05, 2008, 04:49:31 AM » |
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>eat the rusty plane anyway
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« Reply #1044 on: June 05, 2008, 05:16:30 AM » |
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You realize that you DO have secret spider powers, despite not having any super powers. You shoot a web of sticky silk and catch the plane. The plane sputters and stops, crashing to the ground below. As you move towards the plane to eat it, a woman runs from the wreckage.
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« Reply #1045 on: June 05, 2008, 05:53:47 AM » |
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>summon King Koopa then do the obvious
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« Reply #1046 on: June 06, 2008, 09:22:15 AM » |
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You summon King Koopa as a diversion, allowing you to sneak into his house and spend a few hours grooming his son for sexual congress. You are about to offer him a moustache ride when Koopa returns. In his hands he holds one tiny woman and one rusty small aeroplane. Everyone is looking piii-iiiiised.
Also, Pencerkoff is here.
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« Reply #1047 on: June 06, 2008, 09:51:59 AM » |
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>Explain King Koopa's anti-socialist, pro-monarchist ideologies to Pencerkoff
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« Reply #1048 on: June 06, 2008, 11:59:41 PM » |
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Pencerkoff knocks King Koopa and a few planets into the sun, scoring massive points and winning!
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #1049 on: June 07, 2008, 02:58:35 AM » |
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« Reply #1050 on: June 07, 2008, 04:19:14 AM » |
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« Reply #1051 on: June 07, 2008, 08:51:56 AM » |
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« Reply #1053 on: June 07, 2008, 11:37:59 AM » |
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« Reply #1054 on: June 07, 2008, 11:43:36 AM » |
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You find yourself trapped in a bunker with no food and a computer with a wireless connection that do not seem to work properly. On your left, there is a steal door that looks very rusted. You hear explosions, gun fire and sword slashing coming from outside.
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« Reply #1055 on: June 07, 2008, 02:31:26 PM » |
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>consume cockroaches
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« Reply #1056 on: June 07, 2008, 03:34:23 PM » |
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You eat the cockroaches.
Ha-ha. That was a joke. Ha-ha. You're not that desperate yet.
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« Reply #1057 on: June 07, 2008, 05:58:40 PM » |
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>Uh, wait a second. Point out that Guert spelled "steel" wrong for the context that he was trying to use it in. Jeez.  |
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« Reply #1058 on: June 07, 2008, 06:39:16 PM » |
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As you're about to point something out, the door steals fifty bucks from your wallet!
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« Reply #1059 on: June 08, 2008, 03:54:24 AM » |
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