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« Reply #1000 on: May 24, 2008, 01:05:15 PM » |
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> Celebrate Adventures in TIG's 1000th reply! \o/
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« Reply #1001 on: May 25, 2008, 06:42:35 AM » |
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Woo! The seppuku agrees to party with you, and after some drunken debauchery decides to take forgo the coin request and just trade the blue key for your rusty yellow one.
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« Reply #1002 on: May 25, 2008, 07:34:05 AM » |
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>blow jon blow
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« Reply #1003 on: May 25, 2008, 11:13:49 AM » |
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You orally pleasure Jon Blow
Do you enjoy it? y/n
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« Reply #1004 on: May 25, 2008, 11:30:00 AM » |
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>n! Regret again!
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« Reply #1005 on: May 25, 2008, 12:26:25 PM » |
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> y! regret regret.
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« Reply #1006 on: May 26, 2008, 01:52:27 AM » |
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Your confusion and bewilderment as to how to judge the pleasurefullness of the act performed has caused a large schism in your psyche. Furthermore, the forces erupted from this emotional overload has cause the fabric of TIG and space to fold, twist and buckle. In this very instant, you feel content for the first time in your life. This joy, however, is ripped from you, as the Law of Preserved Discontent, that drives all conscience life, resolves the issue by splitting your being in two.
You are looking at you alter ego.
You are looking at you alter ego.
What do you want to do?
What do you want to do?
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« Reply #1007 on: May 26, 2008, 03:44:48 AM » |
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>make out with self
>make out with self
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« Reply #1008 on: May 26, 2008, 04:42:36 AM » |
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You make out with yourself. Shinygerbil appears, riding a bolt of lightning out of the sky, and crashes in to one of you. He shouts something about Jon Blow, saying that he "saw him first."
You have been impaled by lightning. You are dying.
You are standing next to yourself, who is dying.
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« Reply #1009 on: May 26, 2008, 05:16:46 AM » |
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>eat self
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« Reply #1010 on: May 26, 2008, 07:03:27 AM » |
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>Eat Self
no. That's disgusting.
>Get Eaten By Self
despite your current fractured state of mind, you can't bring yourself to allow yourself to be eaten, by yourself.
While you're trying to figure that last statement out, half of you dies.
You are dead.
You are standing next to your dead body.
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« Reply #1011 on: May 26, 2008, 07:23:52 AM » |
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> x_x
> Burn body for warmth.
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« Reply #1012 on: May 26, 2008, 08:29:02 AM » |
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>x_x
Nice.
>Burn body for warmth.
Before you get the chance to do that, spiders crawl out of the dead body that is you.
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« Reply #1013 on: May 26, 2008, 08:37:05 AM » |
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>Brains.
>Step on Spider!
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« Reply #1014 on: May 26, 2008, 10:09:08 AM » |
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> You hear, from Indie Heaven, a magical word - BRAINS! It awakens in you a rage you had never felt before... You come back as EL MUERTO MATADOR, the 100-meter-tall soul-eating zombie armed with fourteen Gatling guns!
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« Reply #1015 on: May 26, 2008, 10:59:45 AM » |
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>Rest up and charge power.
>Cry uncontrollably for the poor arachnid whose life you just ended.
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« Reply #1016 on: May 26, 2008, 11:22:45 AM » |
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You sit down to rest and charge your power. While you charge, you notice a small, insignificant-looking creature to your left. It is crying pathetically, filling you with lust and rage.
You mourn the spider with tears, allowing rivers of grief to flow from your eyes and drown the spider's friends and family.
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« Reply #1017 on: May 26, 2008, 11:24:46 AM » |
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« Reply #1018 on: May 27, 2008, 08:05:32 PM » |
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>You begin to bring your gigantic fist down upon the pathetic and tiny creature.
>You cry. You cry and cry until you are entirely drained of tear fluid and cannot cry any longer. A giant fist then comes down and crushes you.
SYSTEM ERROR
ANOMALY DETECTED
>You are in a white void.
In here you see Nothing.
Obvious exits are Nowhere.
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« Reply #1019 on: May 27, 2008, 08:12:55 PM » |
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Tell Cyber95 he's using the greater-than symbol in the wrong place!
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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