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[Fuzz]

I wouldn't classify swarm of cows as a "playable" game, but eh, you ARE making 20 of these hopefully. Or I'm not doing something right in it.

After the cows overload the first screen, just mash the arrow keys and it should probably go to the next screen, where the cows will totally overload the screen again. With a bunch of random button mashing, you should get it so that you are continually killing invisible cows. Whenever you kill a cow, it will give you messages about animal cruelty and after killing about 20 or so cows, you will have migrated to the bottom of the screen and be unable to move. After a little while, the highscore box should pop up with all the highscores in Webdings, accompanied by messages about you being a "cow killer". If this doesn't happen, esc should do the trick.

Wow. I just made a walkthrough for Swarm of Cows. :D
It's loosely inspired by that discussion about PETA wanting to get rid of the ability to kill attack dogs in a Call of Duty game.

[Glyph]

Yeah, I did that the first time I played it. I assume I was killing cows, then? My computer ran waaay too slow for me to be able to see anything that was going on.
I read that discussion, the difference here is that you're mindlessly killing cows. In your protection: There's got to be trillions of them, and you can't even tell.

[Fuzz]

Yeah, I did that the first time I played it. I assume I was killing cows, then? My computer ran waaay too slow for me to be able to see anything that was going on.
I read that discussion, the difference here is that you're mindlessly killing cows. In your protection: There's got to be trillions of them, and you can't even tell.

Eh, it's not supposed to be serious. It was something I thought of at 2 in the morning or something. And no, you can't see the cows you're killing. Ever.

[Fuzz]

I just recorded a short (4 lines long) looping rap song for an upcoming game, and now it's stuck in my head. It's called "Plato Makes Me Horny".

[Fuzz]

Plato's Allegory of the Cave from a Tractor

I made the original version of this game in half an hour a month or so ago, but I only used about one and a half hours to make this new version featuring:

-first person view from a John Elephant tractor
-original song: "Plato Makes Me Horny"
-realistic steering wheel action
-a playable version of Plato's "Allegory of the Cave"

EDIT: To clarify, before there was no tractor, no song, and no realistic steering action. Just Plato.

[Fuzz]

Parrot Woman vs. The Eccentric Old Man

I honestly don't know what this is. It's first person from Parrot Woman's perspective, which is why Parrot Woman's wings are obscuring the screen.

[TheKeyToDestruction]

These are hilarious! Swarm of cows is the best!

[Fuzz]

Due to sheer bugginess?

[TheKeyToDestruction]

No, due to the fact of randomness and pointlessness!

[agj]

So far, my favorites are the Santa game and Stream of Consciousness. Pretty hilarious, and also rather disturbing.

[Fuzz]

So far, my favorites are the Santa game and Stream of Consciousness. Pretty hilarious, and also rather disturbing.

IGNORANCE HISTORY NARWHAL

[Fuzz]

Dammit, I didn't do any games yesterday but I have 10 minutes before I need to go to school, so I'm going to try to make two games in 5 minutes each.

[superflat]

I like what you're doing here.  You might just get some magic out of the chaos.  Will hold off on playing until the deadline... 

I wanna know if you got the two 5 min games finished!

[Fuzz]

Just finished two games. I'll upload when I get home.

[Fuzz]

Here are the two amazingly shitty 5 minute games:

You Lose
At least there's a somewhat interesting game over message for this one.

Cockpit (T)error
This has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

[Glyph]

Here are the two amazingly shitty 5 minute games:

You Lose
At least there's a somewhat interesting game over message for this one.

Cockpit (T)error
This has absolutely no redeeming qualities.

Review-
Concept-Take some stuff and do some stuff with it. AWESOME stuff. 10/10
Graphics-Stunning MS Paint Rendering 10/10
Gameplay-"We'll call it a 'casual' game and make millions!" 10/10
Sound-Silent and deadly, these tracks are an instant hit! I'm listening to their melodious tones right now! 10/10
Replay Value-Through the roof, every time I play it I have to play it through! 10/10
Overall-50/50 "Winner"

[Fuzz]

Graphics-Stunning MS Paint Rendering 10/10

Actually, not even that. I used GM's built in sprite editor.

[Melly]

Graphics-Stunning MS Paint Rendering 10/10

Actually, not even that. I used GM's built in sprite editor.

 

[Fuzz]

Here are two more:

Apollo- Brother of the Moon
Mlfnctnng Cmptr

[nihilocrat]

Graphics-Stunning MS Paint Rendering 10/10

Might have seen this already:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771096