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« on: June 29, 2009, 08:30:09 AM » |
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 Your mission: To boldy bone what no man has boned before! Many a man has yearned to make contact with other intelligent lifeforms... and then have sex with them. You, intrepid space traveller, must join the 3-Million-Mile-High Club and shamelessly screw your way to fame! Beware! Intercourse in microgravity is DANGEROUS and ERROR-PRONE! Too much force in any direction could result in extremely awkward dismemberment of you or your partner, or even worse, loss of your "First Mate". We could use a hand with art (probably 2d textures). We're full up with programming talent, and I can do music / sfx but if you're frothing at the mouth to do it for us, hey what the hell, you can. |
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« Last Edit: July 31, 2009, 08:11:02 AM by nihilocrat »
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Radix
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 08:42:30 AM » |
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Zero-gee sex sim.
Dangerous stuff.
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 09:14:45 AM » |
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[01:08] <Radix> grabbing a ragdoll by the penis and chasing a vagina around IN SPACE the game
[01:09] <Radix> do it like that stair dismount game
[01:09] <Radix> tally up the injuries the ragdolls sustain
[01:09] <Radix> all bone breaking sfx and accidental amputations
[01:10] <Radix> I don't think I've ever played a sex sim where your arms can break off before
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 11:25:41 AM » |
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lmao
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 11:27:03 AM » |
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[01:08] <Radix> grabbing a ragdoll by the penis and chasing a vagina around IN SPACE the game
[01:09] <Radix> do it like that stair dismount game
[01:09] <Radix> tally up the injuries the ragdolls sustain
[01:09] <Radix> all bone breaking sfx and accidental amputations
[01:10] <Radix> I don't think I've ever played a sex sim where your arms can break off before
This. I swear if you do that I'll mod the polls to make you win. |
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Cymon
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 12:19:36 PM » |
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"The fantasy might be vastly superior to the reality," Ain't that always the case. "Sex in space is not just a good idea, it's survival." Not just a good idea. |
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Mikademus
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 02:16:54 PM » |
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Posting here to show my deep commitment to and fanatical ambition towards this project. What is on the platter is sex and political incorrectness and very likely quite a bit of space (as interstellar space). It will be a great game and written in a language. It will probably revolutionise gaming as we know it.
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\\\"There\\\'s a tendency among the press to attribute the creation of a game to a single person,\\\" says Warren Spector, creator of Thief and Deus Ex. --IGN<br />My compilation of game engines for indies
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nihilocrat
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2009, 06:07:06 PM » |
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Posted a "cockup"!
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2009, 06:36:26 PM » |
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« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2009, 08:35:11 PM » |
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Fuck yeah!
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Radnom
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« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2009, 11:55:30 PM » |
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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2009, 06:42:16 AM » |
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nihilocrat
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2009, 07:02:13 AM » |
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You guys are giving me ideas for a final boss...
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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2009, 01:51:49 PM » |
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You guys are giving me ideas for a final boss...
Here, lemme help:  |
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Mikademus
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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2009, 05:13:22 AM » |
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Oh, don't worry, there will be tentacles.
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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2009, 05:48:22 AM » |
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Oh, don't worry, there will be tentacles.
Mikademus has had a fixation on tentacles since project conception. I'm not sure if I should be happy or scared. |
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nihilocrat
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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2009, 08:02:07 PM » |
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Progress! Not much, but progress.  Uh... things seem to be a little off-center  oh god what is happening i am not good at sex (as you can see, limbs currently do not collide with one another, might change that) I need to lighten up the arena, and make the stars rainbow colors for extra trashiness. |
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Paint by Numbers
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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2009, 09:06:21 PM » |
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Hahahaha, oh wow. This game is looking great. Can't wait until we get a demo.  :D  |
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AdamAtomic
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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2009, 02:04:40 PM » |
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I am hoping that the later levels take on a more puzzle game feel, where you are trying to figure out exactly how on earth you actually copulate with more and more alien and strange lifeforms
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