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« on: June 29, 2009, 08:30:09 AM »


Your mission: To boldy bone what no man has boned before!

Many a man has yearned to make contact with other intelligent lifeforms... and then have sex with them. You, intrepid space traveller, must join the 3-Million-Mile-High Club and shamelessly screw your way to fame!

Beware! Intercourse in microgravity is DANGEROUS and ERROR-PRONE! Too much force in any direction could result in extremely awkward dismemberment of you or your partner, or even worse, loss of your "First Mate".



We could use a hand with art (probably 2d textures). We're full up with programming talent, and I can do music / sfx but if you're frothing at the mouth to do it for us, hey what the hell, you can.
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« Reply #1 on: June 29, 2009, 08:42:30 AM »

Zero-gee sex sim.

Dangerous stuff.
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« Reply #2 on: June 29, 2009, 08:49:54 AM »

Zero-gee sex sim.

Dangerous stuff.

you know it!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14002908/
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« Reply #3 on: June 29, 2009, 09:14:45 AM »

[01:08] <Radix> grabbing a ragdoll by the penis and chasing a vagina around IN SPACE the game
[01:09] <Radix> do it like that stair dismount game
[01:09] <Radix> tally up the injuries the ragdolls sustain
[01:09] <Radix> all bone breaking sfx and accidental amputations
[01:10] <Radix> I don't think I've ever played a sex sim where your arms can break off before
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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2009, 11:25:41 AM »

lmao
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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 11:27:03 AM »

[01:08] <Radix> grabbing a ragdoll by the penis and chasing a vagina around IN SPACE the game
[01:09] <Radix> do it like that stair dismount game
[01:09] <Radix> tally up the injuries the ragdolls sustain
[01:09] <Radix> all bone breaking sfx and accidental amputations
[01:10] <Radix> I don't think I've ever played a sex sim where your arms can break off before

This.

I swear if you do that I'll mod the polls to make you win.
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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 12:19:36 PM »


Quote
"The fantasy might be vastly superior to the reality,"
Ain't that always the case.

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"Sex in space is not just a good idea, it's survival."
Not just a good idea.
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« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 02:16:54 PM »

Posting here to show my deep commitment to and fanatical ambition towards this project. What is on the platter is sex and political incorrectness and very likely quite a bit of space (as interstellar space). It will be a great game and written in a language. It will probably revolutionise gaming as we know it.
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2009, 06:07:06 PM »

Posted a "cockup"!
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« Reply #9 on: June 30, 2009, 06:36:26 PM »

"Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!"

 Hand Thumbs Up LeftHand Thumbs Up LeftWell, hello there!Hand Thumbs Up Right
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« Reply #10 on: June 30, 2009, 08:35:11 PM »

Fuck yeah!
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« Reply #11 on: June 30, 2009, 11:55:30 PM »

"Baby, you make me wish I had three hands!"

 Hand Thumbs Up LeftHand Thumbs Up LeftWell, hello there!Hand Thumbs Up Right
Hand Thumbs Up LeftWell, hello there!Hand Thumbs Up Right


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« Reply #12 on: July 01, 2009, 06:42:16 AM »

 Hand Thumbs Up Left Smiley Hand Thumbs Up Right Hand Thumbs Up Right

 Well, hello there! Well, hello there!
     Hand Fork Left

this has to stop
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« Reply #13 on: July 01, 2009, 07:02:13 AM »

You guys are giving me ideas for a final boss...
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« Reply #14 on: July 01, 2009, 01:51:49 PM »

You guys are giving me ideas for a final boss...

Here, lemme help:

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« Reply #15 on: July 02, 2009, 05:13:22 AM »

Oh, don't worry, there will be tentacles.
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« Reply #16 on: July 02, 2009, 05:48:22 AM »

Oh, don't worry, there will be tentacles.

Mikademus has had a fixation on tentacles since project conception. I'm not sure if I should be happy or scared.
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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2009, 08:02:07 PM »

Progress! Not much, but progress.



Uh... things seem to be a little off-center



oh god what is happening i am not good at sex
(as you can see, limbs currently do not collide with one another, might change that)


I need to lighten up the arena, and make the stars rainbow colors for extra trashiness.
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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2009, 09:06:21 PM »

Hahahaha, oh wow. This game is looking great.

Can't wait until we get a demo.   Hand Thumbs Up Left :D Hand Thumbs Up Right
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« Reply #19 on: July 08, 2009, 02:04:40 PM »

I am hoping that the later levels take on a more puzzle game feel, where you are trying to figure out exactly how on earth you actually copulate with more and more alien and strange lifeforms
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