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« Reply #1060 on: June 08, 2008, 05:50:31 AM » |
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The door is rusted shut. Sorry.
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« Reply #1061 on: June 08, 2008, 06:42:59 AM » |
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« Reply #1062 on: June 08, 2008, 06:49:56 AM » |
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"English is a second language", you say. "A FUCKING SECOND LANGUAGE! THAT'S WHY THE WORLD IS SUCH A DISGRACE! THAT'S WHY THIS DOOR WON'T OPEN!"
Kazuma, who's right next to you, looks at you in a strange way.
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« Reply #1063 on: June 08, 2008, 07:54:12 AM » |
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>consume Kazuma
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« Reply #1064 on: June 08, 2008, 08:24:02 AM » |
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You eat Ka--
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« Reply #1065 on: June 08, 2008, 08:57:13 AM » |
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« Reply #1066 on: June 08, 2008, 08:58:56 AM » |
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You use your powers to summon Monocle-Man, but unfortunately, since the game has crashed, your powers are quite broken indeed. A small yellow ball with a monocle and a top hat appears on the floor in front of you.
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« Reply #1067 on: June 08, 2008, 09:01:10 AM » |
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>have a bite in his top hat
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« Reply #1068 on: June 08, 2008, 09:24:54 AM » |
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You climb inside his tiny top hat, and collect the byte.
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« Reply #1069 on: June 08, 2008, 11:15:47 AM » |
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« Reply #1070 on: June 08, 2008, 11:33:29 AM » |
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« Reply #1071 on: June 08, 2008, 12:28:55 PM » |
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« Reply #1072 on: June 08, 2008, 12:39:31 PM » |
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« Reply #1073 on: June 08, 2008, 12:45:27 PM » |
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>deny syntax ("THERE IS NO SYNTAX!!!") while summoning a fluffy rabbit for scrumptious top-hat shenanigans ( + ) |
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« Reply #1074 on: June 08, 2008, 01:23:00 PM » |
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Nothing happens. The all mighty supreme force that rules the universe materializes into a shining humanoid shape. It laughs at you.
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« Reply #1075 on: June 08, 2008, 08:38:23 PM » |
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>10 PRINT "LOOP"
>20 GOTO 10
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« Reply #1076 on: June 08, 2008, 11:21:59 PM » |
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We regret to inform you that the interpreter only accepts commands in SubText, and not BASIC.
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« Reply #1077 on: June 09, 2008, 10:35:23 AM » |
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>play AlterEgo
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« Reply #1078 on: June 10, 2008, 09:14:00 PM » |
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You're a teenager with failing health and no social life.
You're at a family picnic.
[ ]Angrily
[ ]Happily
[ ]Deviously
[ ]Masturbate
[ ]Play Softball
[ ]Go into OBO van
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #1079 on: June 10, 2008, 09:53:32 PM » |
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>angrily masturbate
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