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« Reply #200 on: July 01, 2007, 12:56:11 PM »

> 20 GOTO 10
You kiss Martha Stewart, passionately, over and over again for every time creating an alternative reality where you kiss Martha Stewart, passionately, over and over again.
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« Reply #201 on: July 01, 2007, 01:49:28 PM »

Hey, MAN. You can't act when there's already an action in the queue.
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real art looks like the mona lisa or a halo poster and is about being old or having your wife die and sometimes the level goes in reverse
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« Reply #202 on: July 01, 2007, 02:27:52 PM »

> Kiss Martha Stewart

You kiss Martha Stewart passionately.  You open your eyes, and find that she's turned into a handsome prince!  He says his name is Martin, and wants to thank you for reversing his curse.  He asks you to make a wish, and says he will do his best to grant it.  What do you wish for?

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« Reply #203 on: July 01, 2007, 03:13:54 PM »

>Wish for Martin to turn back into Martha Stewart
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« Reply #204 on: July 01, 2007, 05:03:24 PM »

You watch in terror as Martin screams horrible obscenities directed towards your mother while he seems to melt into the gruesome form of Martha Stewart. Martha Stewart asks you if you would be interested in her Stick-B-Gone™ cast-iron cookware, informing you it performs wonderfully in a prison setting as well as in your own kitchen!

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« Reply #205 on: July 01, 2007, 06:38:15 PM »

>Kiss Martha Stewart, again.
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« Reply #206 on: July 01, 2007, 07:03:54 PM »

Martha Stewart'ss face is transfigured into that of upmost disgust, you are about to ask what is wrong when you feel a metal object strike you on head. You are knocked unconscious. You feel you are immune to stickiness. You are likely to be attacked by a lawsuit.
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« Reply #207 on: July 01, 2007, 08:06:12 PM »

You wake up in an open field. There is a white house to the west. There's a mailbox here.
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« Reply #208 on: July 01, 2007, 10:36:46 PM »

> hump mailbox
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« Reply #209 on: July 02, 2007, 04:34:12 AM »

As you prepare yourself to hump the mailbox, you soon realize that, while you were passed out, someone stole your genitalia, leaving your crotch as empty and sad as a Paris Hilton song.

You catch a glimpse of a figure moving in the window of the nearby house. 
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« Reply #210 on: July 02, 2007, 05:07:12 AM »

>break yon windows.
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« Reply #211 on: July 02, 2007, 10:15:50 AM »

Unknown subject "Yon"

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« Reply #212 on: July 03, 2007, 03:01:20 PM »

>yawn
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« Reply #213 on: July 03, 2007, 03:16:08 PM »

You yawn.  Somewhere in the distance, you hear someone else yawning.  You suddenly feel quite tired.

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« Reply #214 on: July 03, 2007, 03:17:48 PM »

> Thank the gods for fixing the 'forum', whatever that may be, and take a nap.
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« Reply #215 on: July 03, 2007, 03:39:30 PM »

You lie down on the comfy grass. The warmth of the breeze and the delightful smell of the dirt softly brings you to the realm of the dreams.

Suddenly, you feel a tepid light agressing your eyes. Your ears are filled with loud noises, reminiscent of laughter, cheers and screams. The ground starts shaking violently and you notice that the soft and delicate ground has tranformed itself in a hard surface covered with a very thin cloth-like overlay.

You slowly open your eyes and soon realize that you are now standing in the middle of a wrestling ring. Millions of fans are cheering and your opponent has just entered the ring. You try to look at closely at the towering enemy standing near you but you still can't see clearly has the spotlights are hitting you  straight in your eyes.
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« Reply #216 on: July 03, 2007, 03:58:28 PM »

> attempt Royal Octopus Hold on enemy
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« Reply #217 on: July 03, 2007, 06:21:41 PM »

You attempt to perform a Royal Octopus Hold on enemy1. You grab the big humanoid figure by its balls. Enemy seems happy.

Suddenly, you realize your pinks boxers are gone. The crowd gasps in disgust.
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« Reply #218 on: July 03, 2007, 06:50:11 PM »

>Cover genitals with left foot
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« Reply #219 on: July 03, 2007, 11:24:26 PM »

You can not cover that which is greater with that which is smaller.
A pink elephant floats above the ring.
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