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« Reply #240 on: July 19, 2007, 05:34:25 PM » |
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>Smack the kid.
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« Reply #241 on: July 19, 2007, 06:35:53 PM » |
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Due to federal laws, you will have to define exactly what you mean in terms of "smacking" a kid
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« Reply #242 on: July 19, 2007, 07:32:47 PM » |
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>Literally beat the crap out of the kid. That is, beat him until he shits himself.
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« Reply #243 on: July 20, 2007, 05:11:23 AM » |
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You realize it was a bad idea when the kid literally beats the crap out of you and leaves you crying on the floor. all the other passengers are laughing at you. You notice that the humanoid Macgyver is frowning at you and you feel that your heart dies a little bit inside of you.
You notice your front teeth on the floor.
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« Reply #244 on: July 20, 2007, 09:41:29 AM » |
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> Amputate with teeth!  |
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« Reply #245 on: July 23, 2007, 09:20:36 AM » |
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As you reach out for your teeth, MacGyver quickly grabs your wrist and gives you a mean frowning. His lips starts to move and words slowly begin to exit his mouth:
"Chosen one, thou must not seek the path of vengeance and destruction. Thou must first learn to control thou strenght. Follow us... And stop spitting blood on me shoes."
The group move to the exit of the train, even as if it is still moving, and the kid is helping you walk.
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« Reply #246 on: July 27, 2007, 08:24:02 PM » |
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>Pray for a grue to devour them all
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« Reply #247 on: July 28, 2007, 03:42:24 AM » |
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You start praying very slowly so that no one hears you. The group reaches the door and the kid violently smashes the door open. The speeding train shows no sign of slowing down. Martha Stewart, who had been very quiet during the last events, reaches out her arm outside the speeding wagon. In a blink of an eye, Martha's hand stretches out and disapear into the passing wall. The whole train violently stops as if time had stopped. The group drags you outside the train and you notice that the other passenger are not affected by the acts of Martha Stewart. You kep praying in your breath.
Once outside, Martha removes her hand from the wall and the wagon continues his fast-paced trip as if nothing had happenned. The bunny rabbit opens his mouth and explains to you: "Chose one! We've been sent here to get you because of the unicorn we believe that you..." The bunny rabbit is interupted by a weird gurgling sound echoeing from a distance. The lights flicker rapidly and soon shut down.
It is very dark. If you continue you are likely to see your prayer come true.
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« Reply #248 on: July 28, 2007, 05:39:44 AM » |
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> Look solemnly at the bunny, then suddenly jump off the speeding train without giving any warning
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« Reply #249 on: July 28, 2007, 09:12:33 PM » |
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(but you're already off the train?)
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« Reply #250 on: July 30, 2007, 07:22:27 PM » |
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Since you are already outside the train, you simply fall down to the ground. Every one is looking at you with a perplexed look.
It's still very dark and the sounds are getting louder.
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« Reply #251 on: July 30, 2007, 09:09:56 PM » |
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>FUCK YEAH!
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« Reply #252 on: July 30, 2007, 09:34:48 PM » |
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You try to fuck Yeah, but he is unamused by your antics and, being a 6'8", 300lb man, easily knocks you aside with a quick, annoyed swat of his massive hand. You fall onto the third rail, causing much sparkiness. A spark hits a gas slick which bursts into flames and illuminates the train tunnel.
It is no longer dark. A Grue is unlikely to eat you.
But the quickly advancing flames are.
Your head is black and charred from landing on the third rail.
The rest of the adventurous party looks at you in varying, comically disgusted and perplexed ways.
What do you do?
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« Reply #253 on: July 31, 2007, 08:19:44 AM » |
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« Reply #254 on: July 31, 2007, 08:59:42 AM » |
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As you ponder on how you will achieve such action, Yeah you up and tossed you on his shoulder. The group is starting to move away from the growing flames.
Suddenly, a unicorn comes out of the darkness. The group looks horrified and shriek as Yeah drops you on the cold floor.
The unicorn moves slowly towards you
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« Reply #255 on: July 31, 2007, 09:15:14 AM » |
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>Ask NO WAY to save you from the Unicorn (seeing as YEAH is unlikely to help)
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« Reply #256 on: July 31, 2007, 05:54:22 PM » |
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As you call NO WAY for aid, the unicorn gently speaks to you... "Don't be afraid" it says, "I'm here because you wanted me to be here..."
The unicorn smiles. NO WAY has yet shown up.
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« Reply #257 on: July 31, 2007, 06:13:06 PM » |
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>Seduce Unicorn while waiting for NO WAY.
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« Reply #258 on: August 01, 2007, 10:46:28 AM » |
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"Hey, Unicorn... so, do you come here often?"
The Unicorn looks at you, perplexed.
"That's a really pretty horn, you know... But I guess you must hear that from all the guys, right?"
The Unicorn looks angry. I don't think this is working.
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« Reply #259 on: August 01, 2007, 11:08:05 AM » |
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> Continue trying to seduce unicorn while moonwalking to Huey Lewis and the News
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